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…Spend, a little time with me.
Well my friends, December is upon us and I can finally talk about the holiday season without feeling completely nauseous. I have been in the shopping malls and online, and retailers everywhere are boasting about all the great deals to be had out there so you can “save” your money; but ultimately, the message remains SPEND SPEND SPEND!
So, I have decided to indulge in the commercialized holiday spirit by creating my “Christmas list” for old Mr. Clause, who I can only assume is now a milli a milli a milli, a milli milli milli multi-kalgilionaire.
Dear Santa, I want a new outfit to wear to a semi-casual holiday party.
And please, don’t skimp on the sparkle.
Dear Santa, I want a new computer too.
…Don’t forget a bag to carry it in.
Oh, and thow in some furry earmuff headphones… just because.
Dear Santa, I better add a new jacket… it’s getting cold out there!
Speaking of razzle-bedazzle-dazzel…
Dear Santa, I want a party dress!
Let’s just make it an even three…
…Evening bag included.
Santa Baby, I almost forgot…
A girl should have the right tools.
And the right shoes.
Dear Santa, feel free to bring me anything from Tiffany & Co. I won’t mind. It’ll be our little secret.
…But really, Santa, and all of you readers out there, as nice as it is to give gifts and maybe spoil some of the special people in your life this time of year…
Dear Santa, what I really want is to celebrate with family and friends (perhaps over a few home-cooked meals and cocktails to boot) and for everyone to cherish what’s really important.
I WANT THESE BAD BOYS:The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, A real big spender. Good looking, so refined. Say wouldn’t you like to know What’s going on in my mind?